Dog eat Dog!

According to UNICEF, us Brits have the most torrid childhood of any developed country.

Good, the pastel niceties on offer elsewhere suck.

Give me an arrested development full of risk and madness any time.

If our wellbeing suffers.. then maybe we''ll try to be more creative, or scoundrelous.

Frankie Laine...

I've just cranked up my oldest record player and in good old analogue 78 rpm sang 'High Noon' and 'Raw Hide',

I'd forgotten how much I wanted to be a cowboy...

February...

I've always hated February..

Both Ceasar and Augustus 'stole' days from February.

I think maybe they didn't steal enough for once...