Sunday, December 31, 2006

Hazel Bleaarrzzzz.....zzz...hic..

With her northern accent and desperate face, Ms. Blears annoys me on a regular basis.

Her bleating, preaching ways fill my soul with emptiness.

But today we almost entirely agree!

"We actually enjoy getting drunk.." she declared..

"Good schools create fools like you... ..ban them."

Tony (I hate the poor) agreed

YAH BOO and Happy New Year!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Revenge... ..on the day of mercy.

Saddam Hussein's colourful existance ended with a good old fashioned rope dance this morning.

An Arab martyr has been created.

Bush and Blair next?

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Happy Xmas (war is oh.. ),

Ethiopian aircraft have dropped bombs and fired missiles on several towns in Somalia.

"After too much patience, the Ethiopian government has taken a self-defensive measure and has begun counterattacking the aggressive extremist forces of the [Islamic council] and foreign terrorist groups," Solomon Abebe, Ethiopia's foreign affairs spokesman, said.

Si..ilent night, Ho..oly war..

Thursday, December 21, 2006

It feels like Christmas....'s cold and the travel is hard..

Radiant heat is my favourite pleasure and

"bah to all men " is all I want to say.

I've just had Carol Singers!

My request for 'Silent Night' sung in German was ignored.

God rest ye merry Gentlemen....

Monday, December 18, 2006

Brilliant polytician

John "There are cheaper slaves than you." Hutton,

has declared that the weakest scum, are..

.."the worst type of scum".

Their lack of a desire to be a lucky slave, "...does my 'ead in..." he claimed.

Friday, December 15, 2006

"Who will rid me of this turbulent Princess?"

Princess Diana was a loose cannon whom had completed her duty with two healthy Princes.

After years of inquiry into her death, ....the conclusion was given to the world...

"It was the Queen what done it".

..Only kidding, of course it was a cockup by a drunk. As if any other conclusion was possible.

What made yesterday such 'fun' was the Governments ditch all bad news now attitude.

We had Honest Tony questioned by the police.

The news tha 2500 Post Offices will be closed.

The extention of two airport runways.

And my favourite: the end of the enquiry into the bribes, sorry commisions to people to gain the right to sell death machines to the wonderful country of Saudi Arabia.

So, no conspiracies, just cockups and coincidences, and a few content important people.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

The enviromentlist position that industrial man will ruin us all through climate change is the classic pessimist position of lose/lose.

If they are right, civilization collapses and being able to say, "I told you so." won't help.

If they are wrong then our descendants will laugh at how silly they were.

I'm not saying be wasteful, I'm a very frugal person.

I'm saying be an optimist.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


a sibling as left,

a couple of close friends have left,

But now the only person I appreciate arguing with; is leaving.

"White flight" he called it.

England is changing fast.
I've just been to the school play.

It was all about penguins.

At the end the son of God was born.

Is God a penguin?

Monday, December 11, 2006


I was raised to be courteous even if I did not wish to be polite. I've just discovered that (although I thought otherwise) my comment moderation option has been on. Therefore i've ignored a few people; this was not intentional and I sincerely apologize.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

General Pinochet is dead...


I have just moderated my own comments, sorry if I my language offended anyone. I promised myself this moment of madness in my youth. And boy did I get drunk last night.

I do and don't regret both.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

I appologise...I've left a few rotten comments today,

I complain too much,

Crickit is a bad thing.. tired.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Hugo Chavez...

"We have shown that Venezuela is red!... No one should fear socialism... Socialism is human. Socialism is love," Chavez said. "Down with imperialism! We need a new world!"

Are the poor people of Venezuela mad? Do they not respect their superiors any more?

Do they not realise Chavez is as left wing as John Reid used to be.

Again democracy fails to give the right result. Once more the wealthy of the world are left confused by the desire of the poor for more than bread and cheap alcohol.

With politics in the UK stagnant and middle class, I almost wish we had a Chavez to scare the young ones with. Oh well at least we've got the BNP to scare the political elite with.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Tony Blair wants Maths and English to be more relevant,

So English will consist of being able to fill in a CV. and job application.

Maths will be about investing in shares and paying tax.

British education will remain what it has always been, a way of helping the masses to be better economic fodder for the wealthy.

Oh and apparently the pupils will be taught how to cook a meal...