No.

The longest word in the English language.

Beguiled by Sophistry...

What more can I say?

Melancholy...

I have never been tired of life, but i've often been tired of company.

This is for those born or conceved in Traford...

oh yes....

Okay, Stretford and Salford are allowed , okay.

But only if youv got record

I've just returned from the supermarket.

It's Saturday night and i've had plenty to drink.

Anyway, my story...

On leaving the shop, I was about to pass a gang of youth.

Being me and rather fearless, I thought, 'why not have a chat'.

They were lovely and as I expected, not very scary.

We talked about this and that and then as I was about to leave one of them asked.

"How old are you?"

"How old do you think I am?"

The concensus fell between 27 and 29.

I've never felt this kind of pleasure before...

The filth...

Watching the police in Rome and Seville enjoy hurting the young and the disabled this week reminded me just how far our plod have advanced in the last twenty years.

Seeing our politicians stand by us was also refreshing...

Iranarchy for the UK

I'm glad Iran has agreed to release our trouble makers...

...'though I doubt we will respect their borders.